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the reason women buy sex toys

 
Author: Rachel ann

Women do you ever feel that your boyfriend doesnt know you enough''

Especially now you have been seeing one another for the last 3 years and daily you say, Love you and his reply is love you to babe but at this point in the relationship it is now becoming tedious and run of the mill.

Then special times of the year come like new years eve and your both out for the night bringing the new year in together (for the third time) same old dreary eyes looking at one another quick snog both saying, Happy New Year Babe and then Bed quick shag waking the next day to say, another year just like that that sad feeling then hits you but you dont know why but you put up with it anyway.
Next its your Birthday and what does he get you some jewellery and do you know why because its easy and cheap, him thinking he has pulled a fast one thinking you will believe it is expensive when you know damn well its fucking fake and you wish he put a bit more effort into it, but then again you will only get on with your day hoping for a decent shag as he has got lazy and is only interested in self pleasure cos you caught the dirty bastard wanking over your catalogue from freemans and he still doesnt know.

Easters next he buys you a small Nestle chocolate egg and more jewellery when you really wanted the biggest most expensive fucking egg from Thorntons telling you of his love for you with icing on the front, but then again you smile and give him a kiss saying, Thank you I love you this is great(cheap skate)

Whats next? summer time and all the time he wants to go out with his mates and do you want to know why because he is out shagging every bird he can get his grips on giving them oral sex when he gives you fuck all and the next day he comes home tells you he had a great night out round town and ended up at mikes house on the couch giving you a kiss with those fishy lips of his and at which point says, Love you babe guilty as fuck when he says that but hey what the hey you wont care you will let it go complaining about his bad breath, but if only you knew!!!

Winters setting in you got laid 6 times through the summer and this is your sexual time you waited 3 years to get to the point were sex is shit and now you are getting bored you are starting to nag and argue over petty things, but remember its not your fault you just havent been getting it whilst he has been out on the town with his mates shagging everything and anything and wanking over your Freemans catalogue dirty bastard, and you forgot about that didnt you well thats it the final draw your getting some and guess what you bought your first Rabbit, yes thats right a fucking rabbit the one that vibrates and sticks it to you because you haven't got that selfish attitude like that twat to go out and shag shag shag because you have got some moral left in you yet but you just cant admit he is fucking around with being so in Love.

Well at least it is winter now you can snuggle up together in front of the telly watching your favourite soaps and when they have finished you can watch him play with his fucking playstation, well you have got your rabbit so nip up stairs and arouse yourself with your rabbit Vibrator. Well girls its going to be all down hill from here because lets face it you went up stairs got a quick fix and you start thinking is my fanny not good enough or something are my tits not big enough are my blowjobs really that bad.

Well its Christmas again and you can only hope he will get on with your parents this year and not whinge like he always does and not bought you some shitty jewellery as usual if he does thats the 4th time running may be he will get you something to match the other 3 pieces he bought you, bet the cheap skate bought them all together at a discount and saved them over the years and what did you buy him well lets see 1st there was the GOLD bracelet and might I add gold not fucking plated 2nd some designer clothes which you thought he would look great in but he obviously didnt the cheeky TWAT. See its all coming back now isnt it, 3rd time you bought him that playstation big mistake all his thumb action has been wasted on that control and eyes on that screen instead exploring you body for new and exciting things to do in the bedroom lets admit it he was better with his fingers at least he could see what he had to do! Typical

Well this year you thought I will open my present first because if its more fucking jewellery then thats it Im out of here, but guess what'? here it comes he has gone and bought you a Rabbit Vibrator the same one you bought 8 months ago but at a cheaper price, thinking he was funny because all your parents were watching as you unwrapped it well at least its not jewellery again thank fuck, but all the while you sit there laughing with a tight face thinking nob I wont forget about this and saying, Thanks babe your really funny thanks a lot he then asks what have you got me then you know you would love to say, fuck all but it wouldnt go down quite well so you give him that fancy after shave so next year after he has been out shagging all those slags behind your back he wont smell so bad in the morning.

Now here is the final straw he decides to buy you something special for Valentines Day because lets face it your sex life has gone really down hill since he bought that Rabbit Vibrator because you know damn well its been pleasuring you more than his little pecker and you now have you own porn collection, no not Freemans catalogue but some real hardcore porn just thinking of what you want for a change and thats a real hard Fuck!

Well here we go lets get it over with you come home he is there in his boxers (Cocky bastard even though he hasnt had it for 4 weeks) with the biggest cheapest Clinton card he could find and Nestle box of chocolates need I say more but thats not all he has bought you the most ugliest set of lingerie on this planet and do you know why because its crotch less and shows your bare nipples and he is being as selfish as ever always thinking of himself, good job you got that Rabbit Vibrator because he is getting FUCK ALL because your tired and got a headache.

Girls dont ever feel second best always get the best, you deserve it and always push those sexual barriers to the side youre a woman enjoy it and dont ever go through that again.

Oh and lads if you are going to buy Lingerie make sure its decent and fits,its not hard to find out your partners sizes and if your shy go online and buy it there is no excuse now with the internet.

This story was brought to you buy Lisa from www.rachelanns.com a personal experience one that we all recognise.

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Rachel ann is a famous writer. Rachel likes to scribble articles about this topic.
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